Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like
why
why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,
why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl
and then you just sit there
holding it
I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.
I think that one curl does it out of spite
“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”
I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair
*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo
Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.
This is amazing
This is true power
When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.
country girl appropriation is real and it is out there
lips: soft
face: soft
hair: soft
heart: soft
lips: chapped
face: oily
hair: greasy
heart: clogged
lips: soft
face: soft
hair: soft
heart: soft
lips: chapped
face: oily
hair: greasy
heart: clogged
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.
you betta let these hoes know kallie beth!!
kallie beth i’m going to pass out
Kallie Beth SNAPPED
